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I'm a sophomore and I love everything cute and squishy and adorable ^^

illcisco:

La la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La!
Don’t touch me!

1 week ago5,694 plays
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kuueater:

(x)

1 week ago20,118 plays

barapuppy:

when a fic says nc-17 but they aint even take their clothes off

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titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

thatfunnyblog:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

thatfunnyblog:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

californialto:

so my mums best friend from Germany just sent this to us about the World Cup

2 weeks ago65,455 plays
night-vale-station-management said: Is Marco only half the man he used to be?

levi-has-the-booty:

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makochantachibanana:

HEADPHONES PLEASE!!

And if you say “I did it with an orca” we’re gonna have a huge problem on our hands XD

2 weeks ago296,671 plays

animaegan:

madelezabeth:

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS
If your friends ever ask you what dmmd is, just show them this.

DMMd in a nutshell

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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